Discussion:
The Carnie Wilson & Kelly33 Playboy Pictorial
(too old to reply)
The Magnificent Bastard!
2003-06-25 01:14:45 UTC
Permalink
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!

Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -

1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)

2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?

Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -

http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html

On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.

So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -

http://www.playboy.com/magazine/

If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.

So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.

So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
JackBlack
2003-06-25 01:46:10 UTC
Permalink
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.





On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 20:14:45 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
Flipper Mike
2003-06-25 19:41:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 20:14:45 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
She has mine! FM...
Wavemaker
2003-06-26 02:11:43 UTC
Permalink
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery,
so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
moo.
mikah
2003-06-26 14:14:28 UTC
Permalink
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
Shammie
2003-06-26 14:39:21 UTC
Permalink
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Shammie
2003-06-26 19:17:00 UTC
Permalink
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Hiya, Shams. How's tricks? Everything good?
Hey, Russell. Five by five, thanks for asking. How about you?

Good. Well, I'll get right
to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
OK, bye now.
Don't you even want to hear about my other buttons? okbye
Russell B
2003-06-26 23:00:38 UTC
Permalink
Post by Shammie
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Hiya, Shams. How's tricks? Everything good?
Hey, Russell. Five by five, thanks for asking. How about you?
Good. Well, I'll get right
to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
OK, bye now.
Don't you even want to hear about my other buttons? okbye
H? NNN. TPOTTIO. (ICDT.)
John McGuirk
2003-06-26 23:59:24 UTC
Permalink
Post by Russell B
Post by Shammie
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Hiya, Shams. How's tricks? Everything good?
Hey, Russell. Five by five, thanks for asking. How about you?
Good. Well, I'll get right
to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
OK, bye now.
Don't you even want to hear about my other buttons? okbye
H? NNN. TPOTTIO. (ICDT.)
You homo. You don't want to hear about her special button?!?!?!
Russell B
2003-06-27 04:35:20 UTC
Permalink
Post by John McGuirk
Post by Russell B
Post by Shammie
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Hiya, Shams. How's tricks? Everything good?
Hey, Russell. Five by five, thanks for asking. How about you?
Good. Well, I'll get right
to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
OK, bye now.
Don't you even want to hear about my other buttons? okbye
H? NNN. TPOTTIO. (ICDT.)
You homo. You don't want to hear about her special button?!?!?!
No, Shark. No, I don't. And believe you me, I don't say this lightly. I
gave it some thought.

"Hmm," I thought to myself, "perhaps if I let her tell me about her 'other
buttons' her response won't be another cloyingly cute little joke about
stomach surgery, or the buttons on her keyboard, or some shit.
Perhaps...yes, perhaps she'll make a hilarious quip about her nipples and
clitoris, and she'll accompany it with a private email telling me that all
this sex talk has gotten her so hot that she must send me a plane ticket
*right now* for me to go over to the East coast and see for myself what she
shows on that website of hers (<http://www.shamiradance.com>), plus a
little more. Hey, it could happen...could happen...could happen...could
happen...happen...happen...happen...happen..."

Then my chin hit my chest really hard, I bit my tongue, and I typed all
those capital letters up there.

P.S. You = chatte
Russell B
2003-06-28 10:53:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by Russell B
Post by John McGuirk
Post by Russell B
Post by Shammie
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Hiya, Shams. How's tricks? Everything good?
Hey, Russell. Five by five, thanks for asking. How about you?
Good. Well, I'll get right
to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
OK, bye now.
Don't you even want to hear about my other buttons? okbye
H? NNN. TPOTTIO. (ICDT.)
You homo. You don't want to hear about her special button?!?!?!
No, Shark. No, I don't. And believe you me, I don't say this lightly. I
gave it some thought.
"Hmm," I thought to myself, "perhaps if I let her tell me about her 'other
buttons' her response won't be another cloyingly cute little joke about
stomach surgery, or the buttons on her keyboard, or some shit.
Perhaps...yes, perhaps she'll make a hilarious quip about her nipples and
clitoris, and she'll accompany it with a private email telling me that all
this sex talk has gotten her so hot that she must send me a plane ticket
*right now* for me to go over to the East coast and see for myself what she
shows on that website of hers (<http://www.shamiradance.com>), plus a
little more. Hey, it could happen...could happen...could happen...could
happen...happen...happen...happen...happen..."
Then my chin hit my chest really hard, I bit my tongue, and I typed all
those capital letters up there.
P.S. You = chatte
A simple "no" would have sufficed.
So you think. But then, that's why you're you and I'm me, isn't it.
Wavy G
2003-06-26 20:36:33 UTC
Permalink
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
You sound hot what are you wearing?
A tablecloth.
Can I rub pork fat all over your body and then make mad passionate
love to your stomach?
TIA Love & Kisses Jack ;->
--
"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.
Shammie
2003-06-26 20:50:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by Shammie
Post by mikah
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie... except Shammie
has darker skin.
From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
Does it come with a remote control so on days like Thanksgiving you can
just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
You sound hot what are you wearing?
A tablecloth.
Banquet size.
JackBlack
2003-06-26 20:05:49 UTC
Permalink
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.

JB ;->
Wavy G
2003-06-26 20:13:30 UTC
Permalink
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
Post by JackBlack
JB ;->
JackBlack
2003-06-26 20:45:36 UTC
Permalink
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Wavy G
2003-06-26 21:14:50 UTC
Permalink
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
--
"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own
little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.
JackBlack
2003-06-26 21:18:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
YOUR schtick ? !!!!
You've never came up with original schtick in your life.
I wrote that schtick.
so schtick it.

;->
Wavy G
2003-06-26 22:27:01 UTC
Permalink
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
YOUR schtick ? !!!!
You've never came up with original schtick in your life.
I wrote that schtick.
so schtick it.
Oh?

Hmm.........


Let's see.....




ohhhh, I feel a "flashback" coming on.....






Hmmm, remember that time........................
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(wavy lines to signify "flshback" sequence coming on)
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Oh yes.......

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22Krispy+Kremes%22+author:Wavy+author:G&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=3ee7bd46.1226218%40news.prodigy.net&rnum=1

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(coming out of "flashback" sequence again.....)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ahhhh.... yeah, that was a good time....way back on JUNE ELEVENTH. OVER TWO
WEEKS AGO!!!!

now who's the GD schtick stealer??????

Good day, sir.
--
"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own
little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.
JackBlack
2003-06-26 22:54:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
YOUR schtick ? !!!!
You've never came up with original schtick in your life.
I wrote that schtick.
so schtick it.
Oh?
Hmm.........
Let's see.....
ohhhh, I feel a "flashback" coming on.....
Hmmm, remember that time........................
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(wavy lines to signify "flshback" sequence coming on)
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Oh yes.......
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22Krispy+Kremes%22+author:Wavy+author:G&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=3ee7bd46.1226218%40news.prodigy.net&rnum=1
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(coming out of "flashback" sequence again.....)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ahhhh.... yeah, that was a good time....way back on JUNE ELEVENTH. OVER TWO
WEEKS AGO!!!!
now who's the GD schtick stealer??????
Good day, sir.
UMM I hate to burst your bubble but as I said before , I was doing the
krispy kreme shtick before Bruce Almighty was in theaters and that
movie has been out a lot longer than the 2 weeks you've been doing
this shtick........Plagerist.

;->
Wavy G
2003-06-27 08:11:09 UTC
Permalink
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
YOUR schtick ? !!!!
You've never came up with original schtick in your life.
I wrote that schtick.
so schtick it.
Oh?
Hmm.........
Let's see.....
ohhhh, I feel a "flashback" coming on.....
Hmmm, remember that time........................
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(wavy lines to signify "flshback" sequence coming on)
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Oh yes.......
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22Krispy+Kremes%22+author:Wavy+author:G&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=3ee7bd46.1226218%40news.prodigy.net&rnum=1
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(coming out of "flashback" sequence again.....)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ahhhh.... yeah, that was a good time....way back on JUNE ELEVENTH. OVER TWO
WEEKS AGO!!!!
now who's the GD schtick stealer??????
Good day, sir.
UMM I hate to burst your bubble but as I said before , I was doing the
krispy kreme shtick before Bruce Almighty was in theaters and that
movie has been out a lot longer than the 2 weeks you've been doing
this shtick........Plagerist.
Oh really? PROVE IT.

Oh wait, nevermind. I'll prove it for you:

http://groups.google.com/groups?as_epq=Krispy%20Kremes&safe=images&ie=ISO-8859-1&as_uauthors=***@ouch.com&lr=&num=100&as_scoring=d&hl=en


HMM???? WHAT'S THIS? NO KRISPY KREME SCHTICK???? WHAT THE WHO BUT HUH?

Sooooo sorry, Jack. I'm afraid I win again. Good luck trying to win an
argument in the future.

Your friend,
Wavy.
Post by JackBlack
;->
--
"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own
little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.
JackBlack
2003-06-27 14:59:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by Wavy G
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
Post by JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
Schtick stealer.
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
YOUR schtick ? !!!!
You've never came up with original schtick in your life.
I wrote that schtick.
so schtick it.
Oh?
Hmm.........
Let's see.....
ohhhh, I feel a "flashback" coming on.....
Hmmm, remember that time........................
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(wavy lines to signify "flshback" sequence coming on)
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Oh yes.......
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22Krispy+Kremes%22+author:Wavy+author:G&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&scoring=d&selm=3ee7bd46.1226218%40news.prodigy.net&rnum=1
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(coming out of "flashback" sequence again.....)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ahhhh.... yeah, that was a good time....way back on JUNE ELEVENTH. OVER TWO
WEEKS AGO!!!!
now who's the GD schtick stealer??????
Good day, sir.
UMM I hate to burst your bubble but as I said before , I was doing the
krispy kreme shtick before Bruce Almighty was in theaters and that
movie has been out a lot longer than the 2 weeks you've been doing
this shtick........Plagerist.
Oh really? PROVE IT.
HMM???? WHAT'S THIS? NO KRISPY KREME SCHTICK???? WHAT THE WHO BUT HUH?
Sooooo sorry, Jack. I'm afraid I win again. Good luck trying to win an
argument in the future.
Your friend,
Wavy.
Let it go Wavy.
You know I won.
;->
John McGuirk
2003-06-25 02:02:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it.
If you call them "zaftig" instead of fat chicks they'll spread for you
easier.
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If anywon wants to join me in a class action suit agaunst Playboy and Hugh
Heffner Publishing please contact me. I don't buy playboy to look at naked
fat chicks. If I wanted that, I'd go back toLucille Roberts....or Doris
Roberts....I can't remember which. I'm not good with names.
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
No way. She wished cancer on Russell B.
Karma, man
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
--
Copyright ) Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
David Fortin
2003-06-25 03:15:26 UTC
Permalink
WTF is up with her pancaked out left breast? Did they liposuction out all
of the lipo? It looks like a flat tire!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
©N¥ikuli, Williåm©
2003-06-25 12:59:37 UTC
Permalink
When is the Survivor chick doing her spread, and does she look any good?

--
Majiin - version²°°³

"Real football is not a backheel in midfield or those tricks that are
utterly pointless and add nothing to the match. This sport consists of a
duel between teams who are fighting to get a result. In this respect
Italians are the masters. Milan and Juve are two great teams that are
governed by a perfect tactical balance. The Spanish teams can only dream
of achieving that." - Luis Felipe Scolari
Wayne Smith
2003-06-25 21:55:46 UTC
Permalink
Post by ©N¥ikuli, Williåm©
When is the Survivor chick doing her spread, and does she look any good?
Jenna AND Heidi are both in this same issue as Carnie Wilson! AND
they look REAL good!

Wayno
http://www.nstmyosenji.org
Ian J. Ball
2003-06-26 02:14:23 UTC
Permalink
Post by Wayne Smith
Post by ©N¥ikuli, Williåm©
When is the Survivor chick doing her spread, and does she look any good?
Jenna AND Heidi are both in this same issue as Carnie Wilson! AND
they look REAL good!
Is there an edition available WITHOUT Carnie in it?
I'll pay extra?
Meanwhile, I'd pay to *not* see Heidi (especially) and Jenna (from
"Thailand", not S1) nekkid...
--
Ian J. Ball | "I can't ask my roommate because he has
TV lover, and | a work disorder." - Katie about Henry
Usenet slacker | ATWT 04/09/03
***@mac.com | http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/TV.html
kelly33
2003-06-25 22:39:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
The Magnificent Bastard!
2003-06-26 00:48:08 UTC
Permalink
On 25 Jun 2003 15:39:44 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
If you had Madonna's body and were walking around an A & P store with
it, I think the police would probably show up and want to know what you
had done to Madonna and why you had her body.

Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could wind
up in jail time.

However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
kelly33
2003-06-26 23:47:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
On 25 Jun 2003 15:39:44 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
If you had Madonna's body and were walking around an A & P store with
it, I think the police would probably show up and want to know what you
had done to Madonna and why you had her body.
Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could wind
up in jail time.
Uh, pulling a gun on someone doesn't get you jailtime? Where the hell do you live?
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
The Magnificent Bastard!
2003-06-27 00:47:26 UTC
Permalink
On 26 Jun 2003 16:47:47 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
On 25 Jun 2003 15:39:44 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
If you had Madonna's body and were walking around an A & P store with
it, I think the police would probably show up and want to know what you
had done to Madonna and why you had her body.
Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could wind
up in jail time.
Uh, pulling a gun on someone doesn't get you jailtime? Where the hell do you live?
I live in a bottomless pit.
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
The Magnificent Bastard!
2003-06-27 00:48:07 UTC
Permalink
On 26 Jun 2003 16:46:42 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
On 25 Jun 2003 15:39:44 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
If you had Madonna's body and were walking around an A & P store with
it, I think the police would probably show up and want to know what you
had done to Madonna and why you had her body.
Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could wind
up in jail time.
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
Cyn
2003-06-28 12:52:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....

silly men....

Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was a chubby
chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely popular! And to stop
anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay anyone to hang out with me...we
were poor.
I was, and hopefully all these years later, am still attractive. At least
that's what my husband of 8 years keeps telling me, (and his friends too
*whispers*) I'm still a chunky chic but his buddies still tell him how
great I am.

Cyn
=^..^=
Soapy
2003-06-28 14:54:06 UTC
Permalink
Post by Cyn
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
silly men....
Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
Post by Cyn
I was, and hopefully all these years later, am still attractive.
At least that's what my husband of 8 years keeps telling me, (and
his friends too *whispers*) I'm still a chunky chic but his
buddies still tell him how great I am.
Cyn
=^..^=
--
__ __ __ __ O O O
/ / | / | / | / | O o o
(___ ( |(___|(___|(___| o _____________o
)| )| )| ) o.;-----------./|
__/ |__/ | / | __/ // S O A P Y // |
|'-----------'| /
jgs | | /
'-------------'`
Liam Devlin
2003-06-28 19:00:06 UTC
Permalink
Post by Soapy
Post by Cyn
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
silly men....
Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
Not nice to reveal personal secrets of one's wife in public, Bunky.
Walker
2003-06-28 21:28:37 UTC
Permalink
Post by Liam Devlin
Post by Soapy
Post by Cyn
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
silly men....
Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
Not nice to reveal personal secrets of one's wife in public, Bunky.
Who is Bunky?
Wavy G
2003-06-28 23:17:51 UTC
Permalink
For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before
Post by Walker
Post by Liam Devlin
Post by Soapy
Post by Cyn
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
silly men....
Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
Not nice to reveal personal secrets of one's wife in public, Bunky.
Who is Bunky?
Wasn't she that little midget-orphan girl who was adopted by the cranky old
guy?
--
"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own
little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.
Mike Rice
2003-07-09 05:36:44 UTC
Permalink
An old comedian named Eddie Something used to say at
the end of one of his comic rants, "Is that what's botherin'
you, Bunky?"

Mike Rice
Post by Walker
Post by Liam Devlin
Post by Soapy
Post by Cyn
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
silly men....
Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
Not nice to reveal personal secrets of one's wife in public, Bunky.
Who is Bunky?
newsy
2003-06-28 03:05:41 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
On 25 Jun 2003 15:39:44 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world kelly33 puts the
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
Post by kelly33
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
If you had Madonna's body and were walking around an A & P store with
it, I think the police would probably show up and want to know what you
had done to Madonna and why you had her body.
Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could wind
up in jail time.
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
Always the gentleman....
Keeper of the Purple Twilight
2003-07-03 19:21:38 UTC
Permalink
If Carnie was on L&O, maybe you'd have a point....

Followups set accordingly.
--
"Boom. Boom boom boom. Boom boom. BOOM. Have a nice day."
- Susan Ivanova, B5



--> Stand Clear of the Closing Doors <--
±
2003-07-06 20:25:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by The Magnificent Bastard!
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
That chick is pathetic. Any chick that would let Howard "The SNOUT" Stern
feel her breast is pathetic. And one would have to be a total fucking
loser to on his show in the first place. I don't care to see her ugly
boring ass in the nude.
"In the nude"? Could you possibly be just a little more fey? Like, maybe
try holding your wrist limp while you say it, or take a drink of Pepsi with
your pinky finger sticking out? Thanks!
Well, dip me in a vat of sulfuric acid!
Sure, when?
LB
--
"This is off topic in malta.test" - Ross
<uproarious hilarity>

http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite

-
Rebecca Ore admits to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet that stalking me
didn't produce the desired affect:

http://tinyurl.com/dpbl

Sender: ***@pyrophore.ogoense.local
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
Subject: Re: trouble on rec.food.sourdough & other groups
From: Rebecca Ore <***@verizon.net>
Organization: Rebecca's
Message-ID: <***@pyrophore.ogoense.local>


Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.

Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.
--
Rebecca Ore
http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
Loading...