The Magnificent Bastard!
2003-06-25 01:14:45 UTC
Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
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